brendoneureka: patrickhumps: when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or im gonna be pissed by fall out boy
wvnderbar: more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
I'm going to watch X
hope its good and doesn’t make me sleepy
that is all.
I’m so pissed So for some shitty excuse for an Albertan holiday, the busses arent running today. So I now have to spend 40 dollars of money that I don’t have to spare to fucking cab to work. That’s half of my bus pass for the month. Not to mention that today I will be getting paid around 50 dollars before taxes. What the fuck is the point of even going?
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
swarthyvillain: When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty i lol’d
midwest-monster: “Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession of who her favorite parent is” Sometimes parents are SO fucking hilarious.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
This is how Wisconsinites say 'I love you'
thrashymcbrowns: hopelessromanticfreak: aimlessme: Omg, If I got this today, I would marry that person! I take back anything bad I’ve ever said about Wisconsin.
xybutt: Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red Fuck my life
conanofallon: sometimes i get so much second hand embarrassment over nicolas cage’s career that i want to shoot myself in the face
are you alive do you like mozzarella sticks
Just went and saw the vow
Kanye West facts
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne he’s just not that into you
swarthyvillain replied to your post: Watching the cat try and figure out how to eat… nobody cares about your boring cat I hate youuuu. So muuuch.
Watching the cat try and figure out how to eat popcorn. Best. Idea. Ever.
Levi Brett and Nick shut off all the lights in the house and are now having a gun fight with 2 ipod touches and a nerf gun. FUUUU I WAS TRYING TO WATCH AMERICAN IDOL. but srsly wtf Nick just fell down the stairs