June 2012
33 posts
cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
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ander-son:
finnickerr:
Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
I am eight but I will soon benign
May 2012
81 posts
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
Watchinlovewithpatrickstump:
ohialyssathisisbeths:
ironbro:
obnoxiouscupcakes:
doonarose:
keetelizabeth:
klainebacon:
redvinescantdraw:
ohdamnitszach:
mariaanugget:
chrislowduh:
oddsweatshirt:
im-a-walking-paradox:
bankr0lls:
canimuff:
getamongst-it:
chutchsaysmakeemooze:
240posse:
bar-queen:
younopoo:
monoclelewinsky:
queenm0riarty:
sanctuary-remix:
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Watchtheadventuresofmichaelpawlak:
And now you know
how to paint a squirrel
poo poo princess: Someone calculated the points of... →
thenoire-skyline:
icantfeelmyarms:
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy…
Watchassholeattak:
shavingryansprivates:
the best 52 seconds in film history
This movie is fucking perfect.
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the art of trolling explained
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Watchcaityfett:
iamdawt:
marjoree:
(via un: nuclearbummer)
Kevin Sorbo ”Hercules” mis-reads the script and yells “DISAPPOINTED!”, when the line was only a footnote to sound disappointed.
suckmyphallus:
getterbeam:
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
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Watchthrones:
dolceaficionada:
SNL - All of Stefon’s New York’s Hottest Clubs
bless this post
How to seduce a girl
weekdayxnachos:
Start by staring real hard into her eyes
then kiss her face and neck and stuff
then go down and take off her work boots so she can get comfy
then kiss her chest, stomach, and belly button
then flip her over and yell into her ass, “IT’S PARTY TIME!”
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